Taylor Swift vs. The Robot Actors

And finally, the entertainment world is terrified. iQIYI is launching an 'AI Actor Database.' They want to replace actors with digital clones because robots don’t need trailers, they don’t get hangovers, and they don't demand 10% of the gross. But Taylor Swift—the final boss of the music industry—is not having it. She’s trademarking everything. Her face, her voice, her 'vibe.'

At this point, Taylor Swift’s legal team is more powerful than the Avengers. If an AI even thinks about a breakup in a 4/4 time signature, a cease-and-desist letter appears in the server room. We’re moving toward a future where every movie star is a glitchy AI with 14 fingers, except for Taylor Swift, who will be the only real human left in Hollywood. It’ll be just her and a bunch of robots trying to figure out how to cry on cue. The movie of the future is just going to be an AI-generated Ryan Gosling staring at a trademarked Taylor Swift logo for two hours. And honestly? It would still probably get a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.